13 hilarious notes left on cars
It’s like leaving an anonymous comment - in real life!
Cars, especially ones that are parked badly, arouse a lot of feelings in people. Often it's plain anger.
We found 13 of the best notes left on cars that give us a glimpse into the human psyche.
1. There’s nothing funny about a van at night
"No offense but this van looks hella creepy at night. Can you park it in front of someone else’s house from now on. I’d really appreciate it.
"Thanks! - easily creeped out neighbor”
2. Jack, you sneak
"Hi, My name is Jack I accidentally hit your car & someone saw me so I’m pretending to right (sic) down my details Sorry. Jack
3. Parking ferret disapproves
"That’s quite a parking job. I assume you did it blind-folded, while a crazed ferret clawed at your privates.”
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4. Hopefully the traffic warden saw Saw
"Hello Traffic Warden, I want to play a game……”
5. Don’t mess with Liam Neeson, his parking spot is taken
“I don’t know who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you are looking to park further away, I can tell you I don’t have more space.
"But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long life. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
"If you pull up in your space, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
"But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will box you in.”
6. “By the way, I’m being sarcastic!”
“Dear Mr Important, I understand you drive a flashy, brand new Nissan Altima and you don’t want the paint job to be scuffed and dinged up by the crappy Toyota Avalon parked next to you.
"But since you perfectly double parked, I had to park two blocks away and carry ice cream in this scorching heat.
"My ice cream melted and you ruined my day. I hope every time you eat ice cream, it melts and you think of me… For the rest of your important life. Have a lovely Saturday”
7. There’s always a silver lining with bad parkers
“Thanks for always parking across the path. It gives me the chance to be a movie star and slide across your hood now and then. Try it, it’s awesome!”
8. Listen to Bill Lumbergh
“Yeaaah… if you could go ahead and park in your own spot, That’d be great.”
9. Optimus prime does not like this parking crime
“Optimus Prime disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. Autobots, Rollout!”
10. Don’t get a paddlin’ from that old guy from the Simpsons
“Parking in other people’s spots? That’s a paddlin'.”
11. Your actions have consequences and no one likes consequences
“When you park like a tool, you make people mad. When you make people mad, they write you notes. When they write you notes, they’re wasting their time.
"When they waste their time, they get more mad. Or is it madder? Now they’re doubting their grammar. Don’t make people doubt their grammar. DON’T PARK LIKE A TOOL!”
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12. A visual pointer of how to park
13. And lastly, sometimes, words just aren’t expressive enough