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13 hilarious notes left on cars

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badly parked car

Cars, especially parked ones arouse a lot of feelings in people, often it's plain anger.

We found 13 of the best notes left on cars that give us a glimpse into the human psyche. 

1. There’s nothing funny about a van at night

note left on car

"No offense but this van looks hella creepy at night. Can you park it in front of someone else’s house from now on. I’d really appreciate it. Thanks! - easily creeped out neighbor”

2. Jack, you sneak

note left on car

"Hi, My name is Jack I accidentally hit your car & someone saw me so I’m pretending to right (sic) down my details Sorry. Jack

3. Parking ferret disapproves

note left on car

"That’s quite a parking job. I assume you did it blind-folded, while a crazed ferret clawed at your privates.”

4. Hopefully the traffic warden saw Saw

parking tickets on dashboard

"Hello Traffic Warden, I want to play a game……”

5. Don’t mess with Liam Neeson, his parking spot is taken

note left on car

“I don’t know who you are. I don‘t know what you want. If you are looking to park further away, I can tell you I don’t have more space. 

But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long life. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. 

If you pull up in your space, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will box you in.”

6. “By the way, I’m being sarcastic!”

note left on car

“Dear Mr Important, I understand you drive a flashy, brand new Nissan Altima and you don’t want the paint job to be scuffed + dinged up by the crappy 

Toyota Avalon parked next to you, but since you perfectly double parked, I had to park 2 blocks away and carry ice cream in this scorching heat. 

My ice cream melted and you ruined my day. I hope every time you eat ice cream, it melts and you think of me… For the rest of your important life. Have a lovely Saturday”

7. There’s always a silver lining with bad parkers

note left on car

“Thanks for always parking across the path. It gives me the chance to be a movie star & slide across your good now & then. Try it, it’s awesome!”

8. Listen to Bill Lumbergh

note left on car

“Yeaaah… if you could go ahead and park in your own spot, That’d be great.”

9. Optimus prime does not like this parking crime

note left on car

“Optimus Prime disapproves of this horribly executed parking job. Autobots, Rollout!”

10. Don’t get a paddlin’ from that old guy from the Simpsons 

note left on car

“Parking in other people’s spots? That’s a paddlin.”

11. Your actions have consequences and no one likes consequences

note left on car

“When you park like a tool, you make people mad. When you make people mad, they write you notes. When they write you notes, they’re wasting their time. 

When they waste their time, they get more mad. Or is it madder? Now they’re doubting their grammar. Don’t make people doubt their grammar. DON’T PARK LIKE A TOOL!”

12. A visual pointer of how to park

note left on car

13. And lastly, sometimes, words just aren’t expressive enough

Pizza on a car

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