It’s a common fact that zombies are excluded from getting a life insurance policy, but death insurance (also known as afterlife insurance) offers that extra level of protection for the undead. This includes (but is not limited to):
With a death insurance policy, you can rest in peace knowing that you’ll be covered for:
With almost 50% of Brits admitting that they don't have a life insurance policy, it's fair to assume that even less have taken out cover for beyond the grave. Of these, 23% said that they "just never got round to buying it", which is small comfort given that zombies don't wait around for you to get your finances in order.
Many zombie rehabilitation centres now require proof of death insurance before taking on anyone into their program. This is due to the fact that zombies are considered to be an increased risk to nearby property, livestock and people in general.
In 2012, the UK Zombie Research Division noted that 241,000 zombies were damaged due to attacks from zombie hunters.
Be sure to let your insurer know how you became a zombie, as some providers offer limited cover to those that are under a voodoo curse or have become infected with a rage virus (and will not pay out once you’ve been cured)
Being dead doesn’t have to be a drag (though your feet may drag a little). Here are some handy tips to help you cope with being a zombie:
With over a decade of experience in insurance, and with a team of zombie experts at hand, Confused.com has your best interests to heart in finding you our best deals.
Whether you want to reintegrate yourself into society or just sit around eating brains all day, we’ll aim to provide expert advice and peace of mind for your undead needs.
Confused.com Death Insurance is arranged and administered by Romero Boyle & Wright Services Ltd. Registered office; Floor 2, Monroeville Mall, Winchester Avenue, London.
*There is no such thing as death insurance for zombies. This is just a bit of fun. Happy Halloween from all at Confused.com!
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