There really is no doubt about it, cats are better than dogs.
You might have heard that dogs are better than cats, but that's wrong. Here's why cats are definitely better.
1. Cats don't steal food
"Hold on, let me just help you with this, baby human, omnomnom"
2. Cats are much, much smarter
Dogs literally have no attention span...
Seriously!? Cats don't need to be coerced down a red carpet to do tricks, they do whatever they like.
3. Petting a cat can actually make you relaxed
mmmm... what stress?
4. Their offspring are arguably THE cutest ever
I has no discernible grammar skillz and it makes me cuter.
5. They can feed themselves
... and sometimes they bring you some food too, aww, cheers for that... err... dead mouse.
6. They're very independent
Dogs need to be walked, every 👏 single 👏 day 👏.
Sophie Dale via Jersey Evening Post
Whereas cats come and go as they please and don't have to rely on you.
7. They can dance
♫ 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night'
8. Cats love other animals
Totes not going to eat these baby chicks.
9. They help to keep all surfaces clutter-free
"You want this off the table? Ok."
While dogs just make a mess.
"Hello master, here's the newspaper you wanted."
10. Cats clean themselves
"My tongue is my shower!"
11. Cats make great babysitters
"I loves the human kittenz, I does!"
We'll just leave this here, thanks for reading.