And you thought this would never happen to you.
Let's face it, you ARE your parents' child.
1. You can no longer keep up with the latest music
"What do you mean?"
2. You LOVE supermarket offers
"Sausages are such a versatile meat."
3. You prefer going to bed at a reasonable hour
And you sleep in a big bed with your partner.
4. You look back at how emo you were as a teenager
"CAN I LIVE???"
5. You prefer comfortable clothes to fashionable ones
Crocs are legit the most comfortable things ever.