Skip navigation

15 truly horrifying vintage recipes

Share:

These are some of the worst culinary crimes from the past.

vintage family

They clearly hated food back then... and their photo filter game was WEAK.

1. If Captain Birdseye was a bachelor

This is literally something people cook drunk.

old recipes

2. Never seen salmon less appetising

Kill it with fire.

old recipes

3. One temptation we can resist

Bananas on tomatoes was a thing apparently.

old recipes

4. Tomatoes are technically fruit

But what's with those olives as decoration though?

old recipes

5. Peachy spam bake for the festive season

Why not spruce up your tinned ham with some tinned peaches?

old recipes

6. Meat-za

To be fair, this looks quite nice.

old recipes

7. Found Nemo

Nightmares for days.

old recipes

andy bernard washing eyes

8. What an offal recipe

What's worse? A clump of pâté looking like a pineapple or the fact it's smeared with plastic cheese?

old recipes

9. Have a slice of sandwich

Not enough mayo.

old recipes

10. Dessert or entrée?

Don't you just love the taste of cool, fish-flavoured jelly against your lips?

old recipes

11. No, thanks, we already ate

Not even drunk.

old recipes

12. Why not light your salad this Christmas

This is not the sort of tradition anyone should ever start.

old recipes

13. Banana candles

Um, what?

old recipes

14. Eggs bananadict

What's with the obsession with bananas??

old recipes

15. JUST STOP

We finally know why foam bananas and shrimps exist today.

old recipes

Share:

Health insurance

Get quicker treatment when you need it most.

Get a quote